BREAKING NEWS

This just in from Fox news!

Disgraced gay theophile alcoholic demorepublican Senator Mark Foley stuns america as he confesses that the pedophilia debacle was due to a mind control radio transmitter installed in his penis after being molested by a Taliban operative disguised as a priest. The installation orders were initiated by none other than taliban leader Osama Bin Laden to bring down the republican regime "from the inside."

...they make up the news, so can I.

hmm...

If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.

Damn you Venture Bros!

Woke up at 5am due to a (bad?) dream...

Dreamt I was toolin around in a crappy ver of Disneyland's haunted house with my dog. It was kinda like the haunted houses you see at carnivals but with a better budget and in a bad neighborhood. I was in what looked to be a mine cart at the start of it and I thought I had lost my dog. So I ran off after her and the house got stranger and stranger. When I finally found her she was hanging out with a beagle and I snatched her up and kept running til I found the back door. It ended up looking like a normal backyard except that a few houses down there were stereotypical 80's gang members that somehow looked and acted like clones. Then came the punchline....I looked down....My shirt was green and my pants were brown bellbottoms.

Zoinks yo.