Just another freak....

http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/books/features/story.jsp?story=613513

...I'd like to think somewhere in heaven/valhalla/wherever a very bald and angry man with a cigarette and bottle of whiskey is getting shit done. Rest in peace, Hunter.

trying to cheer myself up...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12184685-23109,00.html

...given my situation, I'd opt for bowie knife in the skull of the fucker who broke into my car with the tag "Happy Valentine's bastard" attached to the hilt. Too grim?

I may not be an alcoholic...but I'm thinking of starting..

...today blows, went to my car to get to work since I can now drive (got the "plastic" I've been wanting), open the door and find much to my chagrin my $300 MP3 player got stolen. And to top it off the spare set of keys to the hearse my wife had in her car were how the got into my car. PLUS- My wife got her trunk broken into and several rare CD's taken (plus they broke the magazine)...So now I can't drive until the locks are changed and when that happens I still can't listen to tunes because some fuckwad stole the player.
We also got word that my wife's cousin nearly died a few days ago, another relative has some ghastly form of cancer, and we might have to pay $500 in taxes. And how was your week?

Fuuuuck man, I swear god fucking hates me....